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blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

"   Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.   "
(via fuckingz)

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

things to say when people say “i can hear your music through your earphones from here”

  • so can i
  • you’re welcome
  • i’m deaf
  • i’m not playing any music
  • how did these get in my ears
  • oh god help i can’t hear anything
  • these are neither ears nor phones
  • why are you talking to me if my earphones are in
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nekoabbzi:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all

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geekycuttlefish:

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

Don’t forget the sassy poc best friend of the main character

daddygenk:

so inconsiderate

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